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What is brown and smells? Poop

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knock knock come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nicholas Cage

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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A van drives into a car.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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knock knock Come in.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Where else? The junk yard

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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