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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Women's rights.

Gadaffi

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

To mamas so fat shes fat

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

A horse walks into a bar...n

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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