What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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a horse walks into a barn

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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A fat man buys a salad

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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