Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Dozer has a soul

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Nickelback.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Women's rights.

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Gadaffi

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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