What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Frown is a four letter word.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

A fat man buys a salad

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

hi my name is? joe

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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