- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

An asian walks out of math class

George W. Bush

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

A Muslim blows up a bar

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What's gay and gay? Joe

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

The glass is half an hour.

American Idol

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Miscarriages.

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