- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Golf.

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My sister has to take a dump

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Women Drivers.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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