- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

My mom's dead

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Two women were sitting in silence.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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