No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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WNBA

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Pianca going ham

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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lol

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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whats better than shoes feet

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Knock knock Come in!

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