- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

This is not Will Smith.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Hey Caleb.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Please don't rape me.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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