how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

There is a car full of black people.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

come along children

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

i have 2 penises

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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