3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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whats better than shoes feet

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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I love boobs

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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im black

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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A fat man buys a salad

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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two fish are in a tank.

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