- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What does a man like. food.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Y2K

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

if it's friday, it must be China

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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