A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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women's rights

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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