You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

I LIKE TURLES.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

World peace

A homeless person dies.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Your mum is dead

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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