There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Golf.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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