What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

sweaty black guy

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

This is not Will Smith.

Men's rights

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Hey Caleb.

Please don't rape me.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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