What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

It's your mother, open the door.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

George W. Bush

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

your momma's an antijoke

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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