A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Mmmm, donuts

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Women Drivers.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

I'm gay. Great me too.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

9/11

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

dead babies

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Pickle!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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