how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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9/11

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Pickle!

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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KEVIN HART

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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