What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Womens rights.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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hi

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Dear John,

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Anti Joke

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