whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Women's Rights

Anti jokes.

Dozer has a soul

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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