what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Dead babies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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