I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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hi my name is? joe

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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