- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

The horse said "nay."

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

So dont touch it

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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