- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

My sister has to take a dump

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Adam Sandler.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

women's rights

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

memes

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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