- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What is brown and sticky?

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

I have read the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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