How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Dozer has a soul

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Anti jokes.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Women's Rights

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