How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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pubic lice.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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jokes r dumb

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What does a man like. food.

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Anti Joke

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