- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Dead babies.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Tacos

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

gay marriage.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Will gropes Ebola victims

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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