A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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