How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

I love boobs

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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