- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

go go gadget

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Women rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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