Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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go go gadget

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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women's rights

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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