- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Well, this is fun.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Black people

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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