The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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whats gay ? you

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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How many dislikes can this get?

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Real jokes.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Black people

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Tacos

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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penis that is all

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Hello

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