Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

I am really good at math debating

two fish are in a tank.

Knock Knock Good one...

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Lets make like trees and stand still

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Nicholas Cage

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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