What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your face.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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