What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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barack osama

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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I won the game.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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