- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

what is white and sticky? glue.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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