why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Punchline.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Hey Caleb.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Women's Rights

I came.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Penis jokes.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

gay marriage.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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