- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

gay marriage.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Tacos

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Will gropes Ebola victims

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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