What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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