A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Womens rights

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Pickle!

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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