- Anti Joke

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

You know George Washington? He died.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

sweaty black guy

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Hey Caleb.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Men's rights

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick