A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Miscarriages.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

corey is a nipplepotomus

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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