- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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