- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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