- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Black people

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Well, this is fun.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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