why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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nbjhfghl

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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women's rights

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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