A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Knock knock Come in!

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