- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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