- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why did the bunny eat his food

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Hey Caleb.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

American Idol

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Men's rights

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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