- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

knock knock come in

Nicholas Cage

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Lebron Traveled

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Hi poop!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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