- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

A fish walks into a bar

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Pianca going ham

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

minorities

Yo mama so fat she died

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Slavery

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Dead babies.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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