i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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AVI IS A FAG

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Jewish People

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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two fish are in a tank.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Penis jokes.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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WNBA

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Anti Joke

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