- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I LIKE TURLES.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

God.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Avery has crabs.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Your mum is dead

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Punchline.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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