what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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666 im christian

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Hello

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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sweaty black guy

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I came.

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Men's rights

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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