What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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womens rights!

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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a little girl gets raped

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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