Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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There is a car full of black people.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Chocolate tastes good.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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