What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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minorities

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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cheese

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Don't rape me!

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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