- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Canada

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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knock knock come in

What color is my lamp? Brown

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

So dont touch it

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

French people

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