What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Adam Sandler.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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