What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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want to go home? yea

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Nicholas Cage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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