What is brown and smells? Poop

knock knock come in

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

French people

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Nicholas Cage

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Ben Colbert is gay

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

minorities.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

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