A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

your face.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

No

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

if it's friday, it must be China

Religion

i heart wiener

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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