A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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you are gay

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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lololololololololol

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Mexicans working in an office

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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