Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

the joke below me is not an anti joke

what is white and sticky? glue.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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