What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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women's rights

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Sea World Japan.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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a little girl gets raped

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Go away.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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