- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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