*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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hi

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Nicholas Cage

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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