Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Canada

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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knock knock come in

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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