How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

corey is a nipplepotomus

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

One Big Ass Mistake America

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Chuck Norris died.

Bing

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

I don't get it

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

knock knock come in

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Nicholas Cage

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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