- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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