- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Men's rights

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

baby seal walks into a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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