How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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you are gay

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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hi

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What is brown and sticky?

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So dont touch it

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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25

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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knock knock come in

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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French people

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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