the WNBA

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Men's rights

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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A man walks into a bar.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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