- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Women's rights.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Justin Bieber

Baseball

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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