- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

My children are mistakes

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

There is a car full of black people.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

What's 1+1? 4.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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