Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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