A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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