A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

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