Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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go go gadget

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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women's rights

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Women rights.

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memes

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Sea World Japan.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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