- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Ben is gay

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

come along children

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

i have 2 penises

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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