What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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