This is not Will Smith.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Please don't rape me.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Canada

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Anti Joke

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