Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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