What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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penis

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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knock knock you may come in

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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minorities

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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dead babies

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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