Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Men's rights

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Baseball

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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