Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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