- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a car full of black people.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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