Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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