*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

GONNA

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

go go gadget

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Women rights.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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