What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Horse tits

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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