Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Horse tits

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Anti Joke

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