"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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The horse said "nay."

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Religion

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Hi poop!

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james schmitt whats your last name

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Water, please.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Chrissy is funny.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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