Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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God.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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