What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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