Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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whats gay ? you

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Oliver's friends

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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penis that is all

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I love boobs

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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