- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

barack osama

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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