- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

W.N.B.A.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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