professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Men's rights.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Benevolent villain.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

if it's friday, it must be China

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Y2K

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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